Monday, November 29, 2010

Anyone for a pat down by TSA?

I’ve been thinking about this for little while. What brought about all the to-do on this? I know TSA came up with new regulations. But what made this reach critical mass that just about every night for the past couple of weeks there’s been a story about it on the news.

There was of course the famous or infamous don’t touch my junk video. But, from what I’ve read, this was far from a spur of the moment event but something planned out by the guy being frisked. Was this something that the public was really thinking about? Or was it brought about by bloggers and the news media looking for a story since the election was over. Or maybe it was a combination of all three.

I think the pat downs are necessary if you’re not going to go through the scanner. There are issues with the scanner to be sure. People don’t like the idea of the virtual strip search done by these machines. Granted the person looking at you is in another room and never sees you. And your junk isn’t all that easy to see. TSA has says the images are not recorded and disappear when the next person steps into the scanner.

The important thing here is that TSA has disabled the ability of the scanner to record images. So the scanner has the capability to retain images. I think TSA needs to be a little more clear in the manner in which that feature has been disabled. One other thought suppose someone decides to start recording people’s images what happens then. Because you know at some point in time this will happen.

Now on to the pat down. The molestation as some people are calling it. All those perverts at TSA. First and foremost people get a grip. OK maybe not the best choice of words. But if you say no to the scanner you now know what to expect.

I can’t imagine that the run of the mill TSA employee is having a great deal of fun with this. There are of course the usual horror stories. The guy with bladder cancer that has a urostomy bag to catch urine and the urine was spilled all over him. Then there’s this reaction from a story in the Washington Post:

“It’s more than just patting you down. It’s very intrusive and very insane. I wouldn’t let anyone touch my daughter like that,” said Marc Moniz of Poway, Calif., who is planning to accompany his daughter’s eighth-grade class from San Diego to Washington in April. “We’re not common criminals.”


Having said all that TSA certainly was nearly clueless in their response. TSA chief John Pistole made all the rounds of the morning shows and more or less said yeah well this is what's going to happen get used to it. It took a few days of all the horror stories to come out and Obama commenting on the searches before TSA got a clue. They Pistole was on the morning shows again sounding very different. It always amazes me when the government is amazed at people's reactions.

One thing I have noticed, that since the opt-out protest on Thanksgiving was a complete and total bust, suddenly it's not on the news anymore.

Here are a couple of potential bumper stickers a friend sent to me.



2 comments:

Arthur Schenck said...

There are so many things wrong with the TSA programme that it's hard to know where to begin.

The low-res scanners don't show one's junk, that's true, but the higher-res ones often do. No one can seriously believe that with tabloid money to be made, low-paid TSA staff won't be tempted to sell the image of a famous person. Right or wrong, no one trusts the TSA and the handling of those images.

The scanners may very well be dangerous—probably very dangerous for frequent flyers. Their safety is highly suspect.

But the larger issue here is that the scanners and the stop searches are both just silly and will do nothing to secure flights. Instead, it's mean "security theatre", like removing shoes or restricting liquids, designed to make people think they're safe.

The Israelis have a very thorough screening process that doesn't use virtual strip searches or pat downs, but instead uses behavioural profiling, which is highly effective (it would've caught the attempted shoebomber, for example).

My point is that rather than invest in qualified, well-paid and well-trained staff, TSA is taking the lowest-cost, least-effective approach using mere cheap theatrics instead of substantive security measures.

You pay peanuts, you get virtual strip searches and gropes.

Anonymous said...

I think people who fuss over pat-downs are crybabies — or cynical tea-baggers who secretly hope for a successful terrorist attack so they can blame Obama. — Ed